QUEEN CAMILLA

The UK has come over all republican. The royal ramily exiled to an exclusion zone with the other villains and spongers. And to cap it all, the Queen has threatened to abdicate. Yet Prince Charles is more interested in root vegetables than reigning... unless his wife Camilla can be queen in a newly restored monarchy. And when a scoundrel who claims to he the couple's secret love child oilers to take the crown oil their hands, the stage is set for a right royal showdown.